friend: are u a big spoon or a little spoon?

me: im a knife

Anonymous asked:

my step-brother and I got very very drunk the night our parents went on holiday and ended up hooking up and fucking in our parents' bed. I've never felt my pussy so stretched and full, he was amazing. We ended up fucking every day until our parents came home and now he "accidentally" brushes his cock against my ass or slides his hand between my thighs whenever they're in the room, reminding me how good his cock felt inside me. I know we shouldn't be fucking, but we're not related so...

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